Parents: you need a life
friends: you need a life
hot guys: you need a life
teachers: you need a life
Tumblr: you need a life
Youtube: you need a life
Laptop: you need a life
Barack Obama: you need a life
Oprah: you need a life
Spongebob: you need a life
single-celled bacteria: you need a life
One Direction: We Love You.
Me: ah, fuck it.
